Aloe,,

Are you feeling a little flat?

I’m the Spritz you need. The energy drink that will give you wings.

I’m the President’s choice; there is NONAME like mine if you want your fountain to pop.

I am always Fresca . I can be Sprite there, just give me the 7 ups and I can be whatever you are looking pour.

When I Dole out my Sunkists you will feel so 5Alive, it will be hard to concentrate.

I can be your Crush and give you the grapest lime ever. My cream is sodalicious . I’ll rockstar your world and Schweppes you away leaving you Jones-sodaing for another sip of my bubbly personality.

You can release what you’ve bottled up and make my Canada Dry wet. I’ll Mountain Dew your Chubby until you SodaStream all over my Perrier.

I have flat rates and no deposits. You wanna take my world on this and planet another date for reFUNS.

If you soda wanna taste something new, I know I’m good for the diet.