Ever see a pussy drink a bottle of champagne...And shoot it across the room...

If you actually read this bullshit; congratulations.

Yes the pictures are me can't you tell they are amateur as fuck; unlike my dick sucking skills.

Rates start at $300/h and go up from there, depending on your needs. HH is still $300 as a base..

Let's party, or not I can be a good girl too... Bring soft party favours.

My location is dope af, and you'll have the time of your fucking life.

Want to fuck? Pay money.

Want your dick sucked? Pay money.

It will cost the same, sucking dick is more work than fucking. I should charge more.

Want me to fuck you in the turd cutter? More money.

Want to poke my turd cuter? Even more money.

My pussy is tight, butthole is super tight, I could rip your dick off with a kegal.

I'm a lot of fun. I'll drain your ballz and give you the confidence to conquer the fucking world.

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